* Why is Bill Schmalfeldt obsessed with discussing and sharing all things anal related — from his shitting the couch to his fantasies about anal rape to Bill Schmalfeldt’s fantasies about the anal rape of CHILDREN?
* Why does Bill Schmalfeldt repeatedly share his aversion and disgust with having sexual relations with women by referring to lady parts and such in insulting terms. Is it because his now-dead ZOMBIEWIFE Gail Schmalfeldt was such a smelly “cunt”?
